Mr. F-Off: Part 1

Friday Night

Guy: I would really like to take you out.

Me: Ok, that’s cool. 

Guy: Great, so next weekend is fine?

ME: Yeah, that’s perfect.

Guy: So, I can come pick you up for dinner?

Me: I’d rather we meet at the restaurant.

Guy: Ok, that’s fine. 

Guy: Are you a virgin?

Me: (thinking to self…WTF?) Why do you want to know that?

Guy: Jw

Me: What does that mean?

Guy: Just wondering.

Me: Oh…

Guy: Apologies 

Me: Do you ask all the women you meet this question? 

Guy: I already apologized for it, so I don’t want to dwell on it.

Me:……

Guy: So, how many other people are you seeing?

Me: Ummm, Im not seeing anyone at the moment. 

Guy: Ok, can we date?

Me: But we hardly know each other.

Guy: Im not asking you to be my women. I just asking if we can date.

Me: (thinking to myself: thats the same damn thing) Well, we’ll do that next weekend. 

Guy: Ok, what happened to your last relationship?

Me: (thinking to myself: whats with all the damn questions) It was over 3 years ago, long distance didn’t work out. So…yeah. 

Guy: What do you want in a relationship?

Me: I’m not looking for a relationship. Are you?

Guy: Yes, and if you just want to play around and not have anything serious like me then you might as well look somewhere else.

Me: (thinking to myself: you contacted me) 

Deletes number and messages, back to Food Network and enjoying my damn night!